Thursday, December 9, 2010

So you want to write a novel?

After being in the throes of this marathon push toward the end of my next first draft, I needed this laugh! Hope you enjoy it too! Thanks, Sunni, for sharing this with me!

Some of my favorite lines:

"I wish I could kill you and get away with it."

"I'm a storyteller. It will all work out."

"I'm going to write several books at a time. I can maximize my earnings that way."

"I have a gun in my car. I'm going to get it now."


  1. *laughs* Might have been better with better voice-acting, rather than text-to-speech software, but yeah.

    Scarily. . .I have a friend who - while not this bad, of course - DOES fancy herself a writer, but refuses to read because she doesn't want it to influence her stories. She says she plans to get them published as soon as she's done.

    I tried to explain that a good writer *does* need to read as well, but she would have none of it. Augh! lol

  2. How FUNNY!! Thanks for sharing this one, Tammy! Hugs, Patti Jo :)

  3. That's funny ... unfortunately, there are a lot of people out there who have these kinds of misconceptions about a lot of different careers. (Ex. Librarians just sit and read all day ... don't they? :-)

  4. Hi Cuz ! Just tonight, Jordan showed me a video by the same folks in regard to an "Orchestral Percussionist." (which he aspires to be) Funny line about majoring in triangle...ha Like this one - Sooo funny.
    Happy Holidays to the Alexanders and my precious Uncle Wayne - think of you all often.
    XOXO, Suzie


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